18/05/12 A Kiss And A Promise (2010)

How's that for a deceptive title? A Kiss and a Promise? Leaves you expecting a soft focus cloud of rom-com fluff, doesn't it?

Nope, this films about a shady pair of odd buggers running a B&B and their single resident, a failed novelist. Mr Oddbugger is an active fellow, his hobbies include small, tidy beards, occasional rape/murder, mansex with the lodger, strangling Mrs Oddbugger and wearing glasses.

Filmed in a very downbeat, grey style, imagine a biopic of Fred West made by the French.

Oh la la! *Stabs*

6.5/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1610294/

"I'd like a banana, please"

"On its way"

Gordon Freeman: The introspective years

Not a Canadian.

Perkin.