16/05/12 Avengers Assemble (2012)

Fucking Shit. Terrible, terrible shit! A 2hr20 megabudget toy advert dickfest, full of relentless computer effects wrapped around a thinly written plot about a bunch of special needs superheroes fucking around with invading space monkeys. It's predictability tests patience to the limit, every single shot has a slick blockbuster obviousness and as for the attempts at humour, I laughed more during A Serbian Film. Which was also shit.

Even the Hulk's pretty boring, which would make my 10yr old self very disapointed.


Fucking rubbish, fuck off.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/

1/10

The title is also an anagram of Algae verbs semens. Which sounds much more fun.

                                                                          Perkin.