02/05/12 Truth or Dare (2011)

Film starts at an end of term party for some gigantically unlikeable posh children who are leaving university to become grown-up bastards. I instantly hoped they would all die immediately and the film would be about other people.

Some time after the party, the four main posh's, and their supposedly less posh, but still very, very posh mate who sells drugs, get invited to another-birthday- party at an even posher person's massively big house. although, the party itself takes place in a log cabin in the grounds of the house. The log cabin is still bigger than most houses I've been in.

The brother of the posh who's party it is explains that birthday boy can't make it, he then hits a few of them, shoots one and ties them all to chairs beacause of a rude postcard. At this point, for about forty minutes the film turns into a fun combination of Suicide Kings and Dead Man's Shoes, although not as good as either.

The four main posh's, played by Lucinda VogueMonolo, Hughbert Gumboot-Worthersoriginal, Jemima Range-Rover and Rupert Rupert-Rupertson, then get asked which one sent the postcard and a bit tortured.

Sadly, in the closing ten minutes the film slides down the shitpipe and splashes into the sewerpool of terribleness, closing with a ballsack end.

5/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1838722/

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